Beauty and the Beast: The Gaps

Beauty and the Beast sure does leave a lot of questions unanswered:

– How old was the prince when the enchantress cast a spell on him?
– Whatever happened to the enchantress, anyway?
– Did her supervisor file a complaint charging her with entrapment?
– How many years went by before Belle came to the castle?
– Why didn’t Belle ever ask the Beast how he became a beast? I mean, she was a reader and thinker.  Wasn’t she the least bit curious?
– If the spell had not been broken, would  the Beast have lived forever or just a regular human life span?
– Why couldn’t the Beast/prince read?
– Were charges filed in the incident of Gaston’s death?
– What kind of relationship did the Beast have with his new father-in-law, whom he had cruelly imprisoned?

I think we need a prequel.

Published in: on September 16, 2011 at 3:38 pm  Leave a Comment  

God Made A Cow Named Horse

One of Laura Marie’s asthma medications makes her hyper for about 20 minutes.  So when we had to give it to her at 2:30 this morning, she expressed that hyperness by talking for about 20 minutes.  She sat on her Mommy’s lap and told us a long list of things God made: lions, animals, Christi and Mr. Josh, Nathan and Luke, her medicine, cows, horses, Mommy, Daddy, etc.

Her new nebulizer looks like a cow.  When she was doing her 2:30 a.m. monologue, I asked what she wanted to name her cow.  She said, “Horse.”  So she has a cow named Horse.

When she got up this morning, the first thing Laura Marie did was go into the living room and give her cow… Horse… a kiss on the head.

Published in: on September 14, 2011 at 3:49 pm  Comments (1)