Have you ever noticed how difficult it can be to buy a sympathy card? As it is, I’m already rather particular about the cards I give to people. There are just so many cards out there that are horrible. I didn’t realize how bad they could get until I tried to find a decent sympathy card for two different guys whose fathers recently passed away.
One discovery I made quickly: Apparently, men were never intended to give each other sympathy cards. Every single card in the “Sympathy” section had pastel flowers on the front of it and really bad poetry inside.
The flowery stuff was enough to disqualify every card from consideration for one man to give to another. But what disqualified them all from giving even to a woman was the poetry. Have you ever read this stuff? Every card had something like this inside: “The pain of a migraine, getting hit by a brick/ Losing a loved one, or getting stabbed with an icepick/ Words can’t express/ So I thought it best/ To write you this stupid limerick.” Okay, so maybe they weren’t quite that bad, but pretty close. I can’t imagine actually giving those things to someone. It seems like it would make it worse.
Anyway, the next time you need a sympathy card, I found that a simple solution is a blank card where you can write a comforting Bible verse, a personal note… and if you can’t resist, your own bad poetry.
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