My wife noticed something unsettling about her chapstick: it expires next month. She discovered this bit of info printed on the bottom of the chapstick, the part you twist to make it come up.
How does chapstick expire? Does it actually go bad? What happens if you use chapstick after its expiration date? Does it fail to relieve your lips’ chappedness? Does it smell? Does it make your lips rot? This discovery raises all kinds of questions about the very nature of chapstick.
Just so you know, I promise not to eat the chapstick after it expires.