Surfing the Inner N8

One of my brothers refers to McDonald’s as “McLaxatives” because of the unintended medicinal value of their food products.  Now they have apparently decided to expand their healthcare services.  At the McDonald’s near my house, they’re offering help–and comparatively inexpensive help–for those who are having difficulties ridding their bodies of liquid waste products.  Here’s the proof:

I’ve heard of fast food, but that’s a little too fast.  I think I’ll stick to the natural processes.