You’re probably tired of hearing about chapstick, but I figured I owe it to my readers to share with you some “Top Tips for Healthy Lips.” Brought to you by ChapStick, who offers their own expertise credentials on this subject:
“With over 120 years of expertise, ChapStick are the true experts and leaders in lip health and can help everyone achieve healthy looking lips that feel great.”
If you’d like to learn how to have healthy looking lips that feel great, you can learn from these leaders in lip health by clicking here.
Oh yeah, one more thing: tiny microphones hidden in ChapStick tubes were used by the burglars involved in the Watergate break-in. Check it out:
Surfing the Inner N8 
You could probably hide tiny cameras in them too.
Beware big brother is alive and well!
Yep. Beware of guys in dark sunglasses with wires in their ears who are applying chapstick. If you see one, be sure to smile and say “cheese”!