Kindergarten Kid Stuff

Carolyn showed the 3-D ultrasound pictures to her children. It freaked them out! Some of them said the pictures scared them and covered their eyes. Others said the baby looks like a stone. It is seriously tempting to wait until the baby is born, put her in makeup so that she looks like she does in the ultrasound pictures, and take her to Carolyn’s school to visit her students. That would really mess with them; but like Carolyn always tells me when I make these suggestions, it’s not her job to mess with them.

In other Carolyn’s-kids news, one of her little boys was telling her about a dream he had that ended abruptly. When Carolyn asked him what happened next, he said he woke up before the dream ended. “But,” he assured her, “when I go to sleep tonight I’ll finish the dream to see what happens next.”