Surfing the Inner N8

Yesterday I visited Carolyn’s kindergarten classroom. To celebrate the 100th day of school, she had them draw a picture. The subject was: “What I Will Look Like When I Am 100 Years Old.”

To help the kids understand the assignment, she asked them what they might look like when they’re 100 years old. They mentioned things like walking bent over, having wrinkles, and being toothless.

Then one little boy pointed at me and said, “I won’t have hair on my head–like him!”

Dude. That’s common.