This week one of the words that Carolyn’s students are learning is “ax.” She asked one little girl to use the word in a sentence, and she said: “I need to ax to go to the bathroom.”
Another little feller was sitting at his desk pouting about something, and when Carolyn tried to talk with him about it, he said: “I’m just having a bad moment.”
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Hmm…so “ax” is spelled with no “e”? I always wondered about that…
Yeah, I’ve seen it spelled with an “e” too. Maybe that’s a British spelling or something.
I was going to ax you about the spelling too but I see it’s already been mentioned.
Well, at least it’s nice to know I have an editorial board!