Funny Kid Stuff
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God Made A Cow Named Horse
One of Laura Marie’s asthma medications makes her hyper for about 20 minutes. So when we had to give it to her at 2:30 this morning, she expressed that hyperness by talking for about 20 minutes. She sat on her Mommy’s lap and told us a long list of things God made: lions, animals, Christi Continue reading
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Naked in Ocean City
Carolyn just called from the beach, where she took Laura Marie to play this morning. She handed the phone to Laura Marie and said, “Tell Daddy what you see.” And I heard my sweet little two-year-old daughter’s voice saying, “Ha ha, man naked! Ha ha, man naked!” Carolyn said that every time a guy went Continue reading
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Bless Thyself
Yesterday morning at 6:15, Carolyn and I heard Laura Marie sneeze in her crib. Then she said, “Bless you!” Continue reading
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Praying YMCA
Last night during our family prayer time, I asked Laura Marie what she wanted to say to Jesus. She sang “YMCA.” Continue reading
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Toilet Paper Halloween Costumes
Me: So what were you for Halloween? Four-year-old 1: I was going to be a mummy covered in toilet paper, but I changed my mind. Four-year-old 2: I was going to be a behind covered in toilet paper, but I changed my mind. Continue reading
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Little Miss Uh Oh!
Carolyn and I are in for some trouble. Yesterday our one-year-old daughter climbed up onto the couch, stood up and looked at herself in the mirror, smiled, and then spent about five minutes practicing her fake cry in the mirror. I’m not really sure that one-year-olds should be doing that. Maybe I should get a Continue reading
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Toddler Irony
Irony: Two toddlers squabbling over a book called I Can Share. Continue reading
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Another Example of How Four-Year-Olds Don’t Struggle With Bluntness
Today when the Pre-K class at the Training Station was praying before lunch, I was standing nearby so I took off my hat during the prayer. Here’s the conversation that followed: Four-year-old boy: Pastor Nathan, guess what? Me: What? Four-year-old boy: You don’t have any hair! Thanks kid. Continue reading
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Need An Exterminator?
Me: Did you find any spiders? 4-year-old: Yeah, I killed it and now its head is on my shoe! Continue reading
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Stuff That Scares Us
We’re in the middle of Summer Bible Camp at CrossWay Church. We’re on a High Seas Expedition! A couple nights ago we were talking about how God’s Word is comforting. The Bible story teacher asked the kids if they’d ever been scared. One little guy said, “Last night there was a nightmare in my bed!” Continue reading
Surfing the Inner N8 